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DILDOS
Our
dildos are the finest in the world. Custom made in France to our
exacting specifications, they are NOT the ones that our competitors
sell that flake and break. Our dildos are not a purchase, rather an
investment, and you will be pleasantly surprised at our reasonable
prices.
Our
dildos are turgid on the inside, yet pliable and soft on the outside,
just like a real cock...and they will stand up to years and years of
hard use.
Our
dildos are made of an extremely high quality vinyl polymer with no
added solvents, so there are no potential toxicity or allergy
problems, and they are compatible with all lubricants.
We
offer the most extensive collection of dildos in the world, so if
you're a seasoned butt pig who can take the Titanic up his ass, or if
you're a novice working your way up, we have something for you.
So...kick back and enjoy the shopping experience. Beside each dildo,
we offer both English and metric measurements. We also place a common
household item next to each dildo to lend a sense of perspective to
its relative proportions.
BIG
TOYS FOR BIG BOYS!!
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BUD
Inspired by Bud, the
only man we know who sits on road cones. This fucker is HUGE!!!
Weighing in at 11 pounds, it has the following dimensions:
| Length |
17.3in |
440mm |
| Circ |
13.6in |
346mm |
| Diam |
4.3in |
110mm |
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$169.99
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PARTNER 1
Weighing in at 5
pounds, this is NOT for lightweights!
| Length |
13.0in |
330mm |
| Circ |
9.9in |
251mm |
| Diam |
3.1in |
80mm |
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$69.99
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PARTNER 2
Also weighing in at 5
pounds, this puppy is longer than Partner 1 but not as wide!
| Length |
15.7in |
400mm |
| Circ |
9.3in |
236mm |
| Diam |
3.0in |
75mm |
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$77.99
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PARTNER 3
Weighing in at 3
pounds, this is a hefty cock!
| Length |
11.4in |
290mm |
| Circ |
7.4in |
188mm |
| Diam |
2.4in |
60mm |
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$42.99
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PARTNER 4
Also weighing in at 3
pounds, this is for when you want it horizontal. Mmm!
| Length |
13.0in |
330mm |
| Circ |
8.0in |
204mm |
| Diam |
2.6in |
65mm |
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$49.99
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THE MISSILE
This 4 pound monster
will titillate your fuckin' hole. Feels good going in but INTENSE
coming out. WOOF!!!
| Length |
13.2in |
335mm |
| Circ |
8.7in |
220mm |
| Diam |
2.8in |
70mm |
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$54.99
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RINGS OF
HEAVEN
Weighing in at 3
pounds, this gives an intense slam going in and makes your ass beg
for more coming out. Fuck yeah!
| Length |
10.6in |
270mm |
| Circ |
8.7in |
220mm |
| Diam |
2.8in |
70mm |
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$41.99
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SPUTNIK
Weighs 3 pounds. The
head will tease your hole as the shaft fills it to capacity.
| Length |
14.0in |
355mm |
| Circ |
8.0in |
204mm |
| Diam |
2.6in |
65mm |
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$45.99
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MAJOR RINGS
Weighs 3 pounds.
Fills your hole going in, makes it beg for more coming out.
HUGE!!
| Length |
12.2in |
310mm |
| Circ |
8.7in |
220mm |
| Diam |
2.8in |
70mm |
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$44.99
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REALISTIC FAT
COCK
Weighs 2 pounds. As
long as a hung dude, but thickness we just dream of!
| Length |
8.7in |
220mm |
| Circ |
8.8in |
182mm |
| Diam |
2.8in |
58mm |
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$39.99
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BLACK MARAUDER
Weighs 2 pounds.
Long, realistic mushroom-headed cock.
| Length |
9.8in |
250mm |
| Circ |
6.2in |
157mm |
| Diam |
2.0in |
50mm |
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$32.99
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REAL COCK 1
Weighs 1 pound.
Medium sized realistic cock.
| Length |
6.3in |
160mm |
| Circ |
4.9in |
126mm |
| Diam |
1.6in |
40mm |
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$24.99
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REAL COCK 2
Weighs 2 pounds.
Medium sized realistic cock.
| Length |
7.9in |
200mm |
| Circ |
5.2in |
132mm |
| Diam |
1.7in |
42mm |
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$29.99
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FETISH FUCKER
Weighs 2 pounds.
| Length |
13.8in |
350mm |
| Circ |
4.3-7.4in |
110-188mm |
| Diam |
1.4-2.4in |
35-60mm |
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$44.99
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